13. bad luck is attributed to a minor discourse about how rain falls over and over

12. due to close proximity, the left and right hand are assumed to be acquaintances that put up with each other

11. during the 11th millennium , at the 11th century, for the 11th year, during the 11th week, on the 11th day, at the 11th hour, during the 11th minute, on the 11th second, we knew

10. not all convicted criminals find pleasure in becoming rebar production managers

9. the internet was created initially to offer simultaneous information about the number 42

8. aliens have admitted to only visiting us twice. the first time for no reason, and the second time was for chips and dip

7. the word gibbon is mistaken for the word cup in the language of the ancients

6. while pointing to us with shame dry erase boards remember everything you’ve ever written

5. in Canada, the military is known to tip their hats to people in overalls

4. blonde hair is often used to cheer up cows after they count their spots

3. during times of war, the ocean becomes suspicious of our intentions as human beings

2.whenever the clock strikes 1:32 there is a flood of insects wondering what their name is worldwide

1.pigs are often referred to as minor human species in some pig cultures